"GrafPunk Is Not Dead" - And Here's The T-Shirt To Prove It

In a world where everyone's declaring everything dead – from rock to disco to the attention span of your average TikTok user – GrafPunk has emerged from the digital underground to declare their decidedly not-dead status with a bold new t-shirt drop.

The "GrafPunk Is Not Dead" t-shirt, retailing at a totally-not-dead price of $27 USD, features stark white lettering on black fabric with a rebellious red heart replacing the 'O' in "NOT" – because nothing says "we're alive and kicking" quite like merch that tells you we're alive and kicking.

"We thought about writing a manifesto about the state of punk culture in 2024, but who's got time to read manifestos anymore? So we put it on a t-shirt instead," says absolutely no one at GrafPunk, because this is just a press release and we're keeping it real.

The shirt comes in various sizes for punks of all dimensions, from those who still fit into their original '77 gear to those who've embraced a more "commercially-viable" physique. Available in any color you want – as long as it's black, because some clichés are worth keeping.

For those worried about their punk credibility when buying merch through a payment plan, fear not – Shop Pay is offering installments on orders over $35. Because nothing says "sticking it to the man" quite like responsible financial planning.

The t-shirt is available now, serving as both a fashion statement and a middle finger to anyone who thought GrafPunk was gone. Spoiler alert: They weren't. And now you can wear that fact on your chest.

For more information about how not dead GrafPunk is, visit their totally-not-dead website.

Contact: 
Your Local Street Corner
Or Wherever Punk's Not Dead These Days

(Note: This description was written with minimal eye-rolling and maximum respect for the undying spirit of punk culture.)

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!